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The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
184 "Bart Star"
185
"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
"Lisa the Skeptic" 186


Apu: has ended his date with Elizabeth Hoover. They went to a carnival. Miss Hoover is holding a gigantic stuffed animal.
Elizabeth Hoover: I had a great time at the carnival, Apu. Thank you for winning Wubsy. I had no idea you were such a crack shot.
Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled with firearms.
Elizabeth Hoover goes inside her home.
Apu{talking to himself}: That was a hard date to top. But we shall see.
Apu drives his car a short distance, from the Hoover residence to the Van Houten residence, which is next door. Luann van Houten emerges.
Luann van Houten: Who is up for some clog dancing?
Apu produces a pair of clogs.
Apu: Why do you not try and stop me!

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