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Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming/Quotes

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< Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
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Intercom buzzes.
Sergeant: Who is this?
Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: Son, this is Colonel Hapablap! You are to get out of here now!
Sergeant: Colonel, I am under strict orders to guard this room!
Sideshow Bob{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: You listen to me, if you do not leave I will tear you up like a...
Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks in his natural voice.
Sideshow Bob: ...Kleenex at a snot party!
Sergeant is fooled into vacating his post and runs off.
Sideshow Bob{talking to himself}: Ewww!

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