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The Boys of Bummer/Quotes

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Joe La Boot: "Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?"

Bart nods his head.

Joe La Boot: "The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!"

A crowd forma and boos at Bart.

Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.


Marge: "Oh, yeah. That's quite something."

Lisa: "Mom, put your glasses on."

Marge: "But they make me look funny."

Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.

Marge: (Gasps) "My Baby!"

Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed forms around him.

Bart: "Uh-uh. See, I hate me too!"

Chief Wiggum: "Come down! Who said that?"



Bart falls from the tower.

Joe La Boot: "I'll catch him!"

Bart falls into a nearby bush. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.

Grampa: "You stink, La Boot!"

Joe La Boot: "No, I don't. Google my stats!"


Homer: "Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here."

Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.

Marge: "Homer!"
Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) "Sorry."

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