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(Frankie The Squealer gets beaten up for being a squealer)

Louie: Had enough, squealer?
Frankie The Squealer: Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?
Legs: You just don't learn, do you?

Fat Tony: Now some unpleasant news. I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer.
Legs: We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.
Frankie The Squealer: Okay, it's me! I can't help it! I just like squealing! It makes me feel big!

(Krusty describes his meeting with Sophie's mother)

Krusty: Maybe it was the anthrax in the air. Maybe it was the fact that Arab women weren't biting. Whatever it was, it was magic!

Sophie's Mother: I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam Hussein!
Krusty: You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!

Krusty: I think I just seltzered myself!

(Bart gets an autograph from Krusty)

Bart: "K the C"?
Krusty: Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!

(During an awkward silence.)

Homer: (singing) Owimo-weh Owimo-weh Owimo-weh.
Fat Tony: Don't do that.

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