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Sunday, Cruddy Sunday/Quotes

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Wally: Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?
Homer: Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't.
Wally: 'Cause you can really "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one.
Homer: What one?

Bart: (sees Homer with the Super Bowl trophy) Dad, that doesn't belong to you.
Homer: But this might be my last chance to win one.

Reporter #1: How does it feel?
Reporter #2: Was it a team effort?
Reporter #3: Did you ever stop believing?
Reporter #4: Does this suit make me look fat?

Wally: Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen.
Homer: Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean "kill us!" Listen, let me talk to them, maybe I can smooth this over…..My friends …
Krusty: They don't have the tickets!
Moe: Kill 'em!

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