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| Law & Side Orders
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Law & Side Orders is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Food Wars content update. It requires Dimwillie to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
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Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered a burger with a side of demise, because you're under arrest for MURDER, scumbag!
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What?!
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Man, that felt good! Sorry, was that too over the top? I don't really get to accuse people of murder a lot. Tried to throw a little Dennis Franz in there.
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Oh yeah, I did feel a little Sipowicz flavor.
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One problem, though: I haven't killed anyone!
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Oh yeah? Well look at poor, dead Laird Ladd here. Looks like your hamburger army eighty-sixed him!
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That's restaurant slang that means they killed him. Trying to work a little Gordon Ramsay into this arrest too.
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If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Protest His Innocence". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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What are you two boobs yelling about?! Can't an old man nap in peace around here?
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Mr. Ladd, you're alive?! I assumed you were dead because you didn't answer any of my texts.
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Unless you were g-g-g-ghosting me!
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I gave your text a thumbs up, that counts as texting back! Now which one of you dolts left these giant donut crumbs and jelly filling all over the floor here?
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Giant donut crumbs? Jelly filling? Oh my gosh! Someone killed Lard Lad!
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Dimwillie, it was you!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
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Hey Dimwillie, looks like you ordered another burger with a side of demise, because you're—
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This again? I didn't kill Lard Lad either!
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C'mon, give me another shot at this. I'm so close!
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Well, how do we know it wasn't you?
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You think I'd have the willpower to leave those crumbs behind?
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He's got you there.
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If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accuse Dimwillie of Murder...Again". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Try to Influence the Investigation". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Krusty Burger, Hamburger Heaven, Anime Krusty Burger, Le Krusty Burger, X-Cell-Ent Burger, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
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I didn't do it, Chief! Look, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but—
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Why doesn't anyone ever want to tell me how to do my job? This is really hard and I could use some guidance!
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Didn't you have to go through the police academy?
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It was mostly watching "21 Jump Street" and going undercover in a local high school. Never got so many wedgies in my life...
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How hard could it be to find out who killed a giant donut spokesman?
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You're right! The first thing I have to do is get down to the basics of police investigation...
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Establish a timeline, motive, and find a murder weapon?
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No, I need to go undercover! Now what kind of wig should I go with, '70s afro or '80s mullet?
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Ugh, I'll just do it myself...
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| Task: "Make Dimwillie Look for Clues". The job takes 4 hours.
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Nothing! Boy, TV makes everything look easier than it is in real life.
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Tell me about it. I tried smuggling one of them Baby Yodas, and those things bite!
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I'm trying to solve a murder here, not carry around a Muppet.
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Who died?
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Someone killed Lard Lad, and they're trying to frame me for it.
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Y'know, there are some giant footprints over by the Bowlarama...
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Giant footprints? That can only mean one thing!
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Yeah — the guy that's trying to frame you has really big feet!
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No, you goon, it means Lard Lad's still alive!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dimwillie's exclamation mark
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Lard Lad?! You're alive!
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And sweeping a bowling alley?
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I'm not sweeping — it's curling night at the bowling alley.
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What the heck is curling?
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It's the national sport of Canada after ice hockey, lacrosse, Canadian football, and maybe baseball if the Blue Jays are winning. And it's my real passion!
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So, what, you faked your death?
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Yeah. I thought Wiggum would think Laird Ladd did it and lock him away, and then I'd be free to pursue my dream.
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Of being a curling star?
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No, there's no such thing as a curling star. Even if you win a world championship, you're still just a person who's good at an obscure sport no one's heard of.
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My actual dream is just not having to promote cheap donuts for that wrinkled old tyrant anymore.
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I heard that!
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If Sentient Lard Lad Statue is owned: Task: "Make Lard Lad Try to Explain Curling". The job takes place at Dimwillie's, a Visitable Home, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Laird Ladd is owned: Task: "Make Laird Ladd Tell Lard Lad to Get Back to Work". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dimwillie Try to Understand Curling". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well, I guess I owe you an apology for accusing you of murdering Laird Ladd. And then accusing you of murdering Lard Lad.
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Don't forget making me spend hours rehearsing with you so you could "get into character" when you went undercover.
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Hey, one slip-up and I woulda been toast!
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You were going undercover as a cop from Shelbyville!
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Exactly! They wear grey uniforms and we wear blue, and I'm color blind!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the TV franchise Law & Order.
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