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| Here Be Dragons
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Here Be Dragons is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| Between March 7, 2023 and March 15, 2023
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Chief, there's a dragon terrorizing the town!
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Sounds like the Treehouse event came early this year. What's the police code for dragon attacks?
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We don't have one.
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Ugh. That just means more paperwork.
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Forget the paperwork. It's torching everything, including the tire fire!
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You can't set fire to fire, Lou.
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This fire-breathing furnace figured out how!
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Dragons are much better inside games than they are out.
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Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155).
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Take More Calls About Dragons". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Look up Codes for Dragon Attacks". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Help Wiggum". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Grimace". The job takes place at Lord Montgomery's Castle, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Look, the Amulet of Warmfyre is in the dragon's claws!
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That means we'll have to defeat it to save you.
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Or… I'm not opposed to just running away.
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Speaking as the bully here, I don't think we're equipped to do a dragon beat-down.
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The sorcerer could help. He seems like the type to know a thing or two about dragons.
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And hear him say, "I told you so" again? No way.
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It's that or let the dragon destroy the town.
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For me, it's a draw. But fine.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Never 21
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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I distinctly remember telling you children to avoid the dragon, and now you've unleashed it upon your world?!
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We were only trying to get the Amulet of Warmfyre outta his slimy grasp.
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*sigh* Now your best bet is to seek out Orc Willie. He helped raise the dragon from a pollywog or whatever dragons are as babies.
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Orc Willie. Got it.
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And I'm holding back on an "I told you so".
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I informed these gents we weren't playing the game the right way, so I'll say it for you. I TOLD YOU—
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*punches Martin*
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Shutting up now.
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Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155).
Task: "Make Martin Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Sorcerer Chalmers is owned: Task: "Make Sorcerer Chalmers Give Directions". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Look for Orc Willie". The job takes place at Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Restoration Bard Wear
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Well, if it isn't the wee laddies who stole me favorite broom.
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Noble whipmaster, please forgive our past indiscretions, but we've come to seek your help in defeating the Dragon of Springfieldia.
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He's escaped the game and is destroying our town.
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That dragon is like a son ta me. Although he made "Take Your Kid to Work Day" a bit of a worry. I cannae help ya.
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But he's the only means I have of curing myself of progressive frozen mortification. *shows bitemark*
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So he's gotten ahold of the Amulet of Warmfyre, has he? *sigh* All right, I'll help.
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Here's a secret… If you feed him a bit a ale, his fire breath will turn to but a wee growl.
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So beer will smoke him out?
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I know just the guy for the job.
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Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x155).
Task: "Make Martin Thank Orc Willie". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Call for Backup". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Duff Knight is here to dance with the dragon!
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*roars*
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Sounds like this hot head needs to chill with a mug of chug-a-lug! *throws a barrel of Duff ale into the dragon's mouth*
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Oh, no! He's about to blow fire!
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*burps*
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Beer foam?! The dragon's fire breath is beaten!
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Duff Knight says it's time for a dance party, oh ye—
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*Duff Knight gets hit by the dragon*
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Duff Knight is taking a sick day. Ow yeah…
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Even without flaming hot fireballs, a dragon still has BDE — Big Dinosaur Energy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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So, any volunteers to take down a flameless thirty-foot dragon?
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There's not an asthma inhaler… I mean rejuvenation potion applicator big enough for that.
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I'll do it.
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You're gonna take down the dragon with your bare hands?
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That dragon grew up wrestling with me e'ry day. I used ta always let him win, but it's time this dragon child learns they can't win all the time.
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*roars*
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I'm sorry, laddie, but daddy's gotta give ye a thrashin' fer yer own good. *tackles dragon*
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I never want to have children…dragon or otherwise.
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Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x115).
Task: "Make Bart Watch Willie Fight the Dragon". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Be Impressed". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
King Mitothin Statue
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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He did it! Orc Willie just took down the dragon.
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Ere ya go, ya wee ones. One Amulet of Warmfyre. *hands over the amulet*
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Now, let's cure your Vault Master here. *cures Martin*
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Poof…your friend is now free of progressive frozen mortification.
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That was lame! No abra-cadabras or presto changos?
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And what about all the monsters around town? Especially the giant dragon that nearly killed us.
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I think he's already in good hands.
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That was a good fight, wisnae? *snuggling with dragon* Yes, dada will rub your belly.
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*happy noises*
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Task: "Collect Crystal Balls" (x195).
If Sorcerer Chalmers is owned: Task: "Make Sorcerer Chalmers Fix Everything". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Martin Get Cured". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Breathe a Sigh of Relief". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Be Disappointed by the Spell". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Ask to Keep the Gold Coins". The job takes place at Restoration Bard Wear, Never 21, Barber Hibbert's Surgery, Fool Locker, Hyborian Apparel, Just Half-Capes, Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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That was quite an adventure.
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Yeah, pretty epic.
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Now that things have returned to normal, who wants to resume our campaign?
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They moved our phone updates to nighttime, so we won't have to kill time playing V&V with you anymore.
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I see. Nelson, considering our new friendship, could I at least ask you to stop picking on me at school?
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*punches Martin* Whadda you think?
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I guess I knew the answer before I asked.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Orc Willie
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