  
Cry-baby
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| Cry-baby
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Cry-baby is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update. It requires Hudson to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Hudson's exclamation mark
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Hey Dad, check it out. CNN's airing those "Decades" documentaries you like so much.
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Ooh, which decade?
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The '60s!
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Ah man, it's gonna be all sad stuff like Vietnam and protests and gross sweaty hippies...
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No, right now they're doing a whole hour on advertising jingles.
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Advertising jingles! Ooh, and they're showing the Alka-Seltzer one! I used to sing that all the time!
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PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!
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PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ, NOW I HAVE TO TAKE A WHIZZ!
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Are you ready, Homer?
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Marge, I was mid-jingle! Everyone knows that you should never disturb someone when they're mid-jingle.
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Courtney is almost here.
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Who in the wide, wide world of sports is Courtney? Lisa, that's a "Blazing Saddles" reference. See, I'm an expert on the '60s!
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That movie came out in 1974.
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It's all the same!
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Please don't tell me you forgot about Courtney coming over with Hudson for the playdate...
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Of course I didn't. But if I had, just hypothetically speaking of course...what exactly would I have forgotten?
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I just told you just now! Courtney is bringing Hudson over for a playdate with Maggie. I'd do it but I have Lisa's parent-teacher conference.
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What?! So you get to go to the fun parent teacher conference with the good kid while I get stuck here on some stupid playdate? Sounds like a raw deal, Marge.
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It was your choice! I asked you last week which thing you wanted to do, and you said you'd rather stay here so you could "drink Duff, and watch stuff".
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That sounds nothing like me. *cracks open a beer can*
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*turns volume up on TV* Ooh, this one's good!
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NOTHIN' SAYS LOVIN', LIKE SOMETHIN' FROM THE OVEN, AND PILLSBURY SAYS IT BEST!
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Don't you need the rights to sing all these jingles within the videogame?
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, no one's monitoring this stuff.
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When you're right, you're right.
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Task: "Make Homer Sing More Jingles". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Go to a Parent-Teacher Conference". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Courtney is owned: Task: "Make Courtney Go to the Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Hudson Go to the Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Ooh, maybe it's the pizza I ordered!
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*opening door* Oh yeah. The playdate thing...
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Hi, you must be Marge's husband, Homer.
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That's me.
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Not to be awkward, but I kind of already knew what you looked like from the newspaper.
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You did?
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Yeah, you know, from all those "accidental" nuclear meltdowns.
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I've got a pretty dangerous job...
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So, uh, this is Hudson. Marge said it'd be okay if he and Maggie played together.
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*waves to Maggie*
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*waves to Hudson*
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Look, Bourtney...
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It's Courtney.
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You know, this is my first time doing the whole playdate thing...
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What do the parents usually do while the kids play? Should I have made cucumber sandwiches or something?
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Generally, we just share gossip about all the other parents who aren't here.
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Ooh, gossip! I have so much dirt on this guy named Flanders.
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Oh, I don't know him.
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You're sooooo lucky — because I know him — and I hate him!
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You're so much more fun than Marge! *giggles*
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Thanks, Bourtney!
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It's Courtney.
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That's what I said.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Hudson's exclamation mark
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Do you mind if Hudson shows Maggie his new car? He's been dying to show it off all week.
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I suppose, but I don't think she'll be all that impressed. You know, since she drives Marge's car before every episode.
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*points to his new baby car*
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*gasp*
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*gasp* Wow, that is a pretty sweet car.
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*waves Maggie over*
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*smiles*
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*buckles seat belt*
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*buckles seat belt*
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*motions to roll out*
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What am I seeing here? I thought these were babies, but they're acting like baby geniuses.
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Well, according to my spiritual advisor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hudson is a genius.
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| Task: "Make Hudson Go on a Date". The job requires Maggie and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Hudson's exclamation mark
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...so that's why Ned is always early for church?!
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You know, he seems like a good guy on the surface, but deep down he's a really bad person.
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Howdy there, neighborino!
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Shut up, Flanders!
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Okay! Have a wonderful afternoon!
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He does seem kind of evil. By the way, are the kids alright? I haven't heard any noise in a bit, which is usually a red flag for trouble...
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Hold on, this always works to get kids to come running back into the room...
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Ice cream! FREE ice cream! Come back here for some free ice cream!
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*happy noises*
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*happy noises*
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Wow, I didn't think that would work!
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The only downside is now I want some ice cream.
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Task: "Make Homer Share an Inside Joke With Courtney". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Courtney is owned: Task: "Make Courtney Share an Inside Joke With Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Hudson Play With Maggie". The job requires Maggie and takes 4 hours.
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Well, we should get going. Thanks so much for having us, Homer.
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My door is always open anytime you want to hear some more dirt on Flanders.
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You should join our Facelook "Moms" group.
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Sign me up!
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Hudson, it's time to go. Say goodbye to Maggie.
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*bows at Maggie*
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*giggles*
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Hey! Whenever I bow, everyone laughs at me.
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That's cause when you do it, everyone sees your butt crack.
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You've been here this whole time?
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Yeah! I've been playing this awesome videogame! It's like the movie 300 meets Mortal Kombat!
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Courtney, be careful or Hudson will turn out like Bart.
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I heard that, fatso!
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*choking Bart* Why you little!
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I'm just going to slowly back out of here... Come on, Hudson.
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*waves bye to Maggie*
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*waves bye to Hudson*
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*fighting noises*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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