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Mona Leaves-a/Quotes

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Lisa: (when Homer is in a rage in the recording bear section of Stuff-n-Hug) "Mom,code 4!"


Squeaky-Voiced Teen:"How much love do you want?"

Ralph Wiggum:"I want all the love!"

(stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen. Squeaky-Voiced Teen moans)


Marge: (sees Homer lying in bed) "C'mon Homie. Your mother would've wanted you to stay in bed forever."

Homer:" I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies!" (starts crying)

Marge: (to Bart) "Say something comforting."

Bart: (trying to think of something comforting to say) "Uh...Dad? Whenever, I would hang out with Grandma, she would always ask me about you. And I say you'd suck. And she would say that you don't suck that bad."

Homer: "She said I didn't suck?"

Bart: "That bad."

Homer: "That bad...wow."

Bart: (quietly) "Yeah." Template:Season 19 Q