| The Right Duff
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Right Duff is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer vs the 18th Amendment content update. It requires Howard K. Duff to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark
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Well, I've done a mediocre job that resulted in massive layoffs. Time for my bonus.
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Maybe I'll see if they can add another corner to my corner office.
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Or, better yet, a day at the spa. With clean pores, who needs a clean conscience?
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| Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa". The job takes place at the Exclusive Resort, Health Spa, Rancho Relaxo, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Exfoliating mask... hot rocks... pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?
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Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at Ellis Island.
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Since I got my job at Duff, no one knew I wasn't related to the family, so I just kept getting promoted.
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But I earned all those unearned promotions. Having a coincidental last name isn't easy, after all.
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| After finishing the task
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Vacation was fun and all but now it's time to plug back into the old stock market.
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Our stock is down?! Why didn't anyone warn me so I could offload some stock before?
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Because your Duff is not up to snuff! Oh yeah.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark
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Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary...*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff.
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Who told?
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As a subcontractor for 'Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.
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Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it.
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#DuffGate is trending, Sir. The think pieces are flooding in and the Russian trolls have already co-opted it.
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| Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Take Crash Course in Social Media". The job takes place at the Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark
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This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power?
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Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage...
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I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke!
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| Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Save His Job". The job takes 4 hours.
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This is ridiculous. Don't you remember your Business School Shakespeare: a rose by any other name would cost as much.
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I refuse to resign! If you kowtow to this outrage, what's next? The workers use social media to demand a living wage? It's a slippery slope!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark
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There's no way that I'm resigning. Duffledumps don't quit!
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I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way.
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I think I know just the way...
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| Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage". The job takes place at the Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Guys! Howard Duff says he's being forced to resign because he lied about his identity for years.
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Is that really so awful? It's often more complicated than that. Let's listen to his side of the argument.
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He says if he's fired they'll send the company overseas.
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NO! I can't drink imported beer. I hated that Düff Moe sold me. It tasted like socialism.
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| After finishing the task
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Profits are up, the board asked me to stay, and I'm now a meme apparently. Take that, Grumpy C. Catsworth – CEO of CatSip, the beer for cats.
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What a successful twenty-four hours. I think I'll go on another vacation.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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