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A Merit of Badges
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| A Merit of Badges
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A Merit of Badges is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Mayflower Maple Bowl content update. It requires Scouting Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Scouting Bart's exclamation mark
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Coming back to school for a Junior Camper meeting is lame, but at least Homer dropped me off and went to Moe's so this uniform is all I have to be embarrassed about.
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Now if I can just get through this thing without anyone seeing me...
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Hey, Simpson! What's with that goofy getup?
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You look like you're about to start yodeling for some strudel or something.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We fell asleep in the dodgeball bin while we were skipping class.
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They really relax your back after a long morning of beating up nerds.
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Speaking of nerds, is that a Junior Camper outfit?
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What? Me a Junior Camper? No way! This is, uh...
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Ah, Simpson, there you are! You're late to the Junior Camper meeting.
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Not a Junior Camper, huh?
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Why, you boys should come to the meeting, too. I could go on all day about the character benefits of being a Junior Camper!
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This is a nightmare, right? Someone's gonna pinch me and I'm gonna wake up any second now...
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I'll pinch you with my fist if it gets Skinner to shut up.
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Task: "Make Scouting Bart Try to Be Cool". The job takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Talk Up Scouting". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Crack Their Knuckles" (x3). The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Scouting Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey, Skinner, did you get your merit badge in "Boring Kids to Tears" yet, or is that next week's meeting?
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Why, you—!
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Ha-ha!
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It wasn't really funny until he said "Why, you—!"
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I hear you're teaching survival skills now. What's lesson one? How to survive a day in detention without falling asleep?
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Is part of your scout training teaching kids how to set up a perimeter to avoid contact with fun and excitement?
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Haha! It's funny because Skinner is so lame!
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I wasn't laughed at during my set at open-mic night when I was a POW in Vietnam. And I won't be laughed at now!
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Wait, what now?
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Task: "Make Scouting Bart Mock Skinner". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Have a Flashback". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Be Scared and Impressed" (x3). The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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What was that? That was crazy!
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He's barricaded himself in the janitor's closet to "wait for the choppers".
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Not again!
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Now if we could learn to be scary like THAT, scouting would almost be not completely lame.
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Oh yeah, that's totally what Junior Camper scouting is now. You can get merit badges for all sorts of cool stuff now.
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Really? Show us.
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Now?
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*cracks knuckles*
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Now is good.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scouting Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, we're out on the street. Now what?
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Well, uh, we can tag those dumpsters over there!
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We can get merit badges for graffiti?
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Sure! It's the, uh, "Street Art" merit badge.
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Task: "Make Scouting Bart Scout for Mischief". The job takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Earn a "Street Art" Badge" (x3). The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Wow, Jimbo. I'm really impressed with this.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I didn't think you could properly depict the pain and anguish of a wedgie with colors, but I'm happy to be proven wrong.
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The red lines represent the rage that fuels the yank.
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And Nelson, this image of a fist breaking a pair of glasses is super lifelike.
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It's one of my favorite memories.
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Bart, he grabbed me and told me to stand still and model for him, but I didn't think he'd punch me first!
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What can I say? My muse really took me there.
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Nice.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scouting Bart's exclamation mark
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Why are we at this movie theater now?
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Even I know you can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
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Right. That's why we're just going to pull the fire alarm.
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What merit badge do we get for this?
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Uh, how does "Social Dynamics" sound?
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Like I don't know what that means, so it's probably real.
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Task: "Make Scouting Bart Pull a Fire Alarm". The job takes place at Googolplex, Springfield Community Theater, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Conduct a "Social Dynamics" Experiment" (x3). The job takes place at Googolplex, Springfield Community Theater, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So, what did you all learn?
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I learned that this theater does not follow proper fire safety guidelines at all.
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I counted no fewer than four different emergency exits that weren't properly marked or were blocked by obstructions.
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Oh, uh...that's good to notice. Did you...uh...see how that affected the social dynamics at all?
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Well, I did see several of the moviegoers pick up the Squeaky-Voice Teen and use him as a battering ram to open up one of those blocked doors.
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Nothing like panic to really bring people together, eh?
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Uh...yeah! Absolutely! Good work, guys.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scouting Bart's exclamation mark
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Can't believe I got away with that! Now that Nelson and his crew have gone home, I can catch the last part of the Junior Camper meeting.
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Hey, Bart.
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Nelson? Guys? What are you doing here?
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Hey, we did all that scouting stuff with you, so we're here to get our merit badges.
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*thinking* Okay, this isn't terrible. I can still talk my way out of this.
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So, decided to check out the Junior Campers after all, eh, boys?
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I'm dead.
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Task: "Make Scouting Bart Be Shocked to See the Bullies". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Expect to Receive Merit Badges" (x3). The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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You want merit badges for what?
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Street Art, Food Tasting, Virtual Athletics, and, uh, what was the other one?
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Social Dynamics.
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Yeah, that one.
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Scoutmaster Skinner, I can explain...if you give me like five minutes to come up with something that won't get me kicked out or beat up.
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No need. Those actually ARE real merit badges now.
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They are?
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Unfortunately, yes. It's almost impossible to get modern kids to crochet or learn carpentry, so we've had to expand the field quite a bit.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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