The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update
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Queen Helvetica is the seventiy-first content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It started on January 15, 2015 and ended on January 20, 2015.
Character skins
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock image
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Notes
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Queen Helvetica
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 175
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Unlocks with The Castle of Equalia.
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Non-playable characters
Returning
Buildings
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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The Castle of Equalia
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175
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6s
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Confusing the Idea of Equality
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Unlocks Queen Helvetica.
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Gameplay
Gil
After tapping on Gil's Queen Helvetica  mark
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Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
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You're trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
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Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
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Oh, how she loved buying my products!
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Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
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And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
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She's a smart one. Like you.
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And pretty. Again, like you.
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Please buy something.
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I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
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Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
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Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
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Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says "HER MAJESTY".
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Gimme!
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The offer pops up.
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Offer Declined
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Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
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My "daughter", as you call her, can't feel actual sadness.
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As "she" is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
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Same goes for "me", "you" and "whatever you're trying to guilt me into buying". It's all just 1s and 0s!
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C'mon. It's a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
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I hate you. Or rather, "I" "hate" "you".
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Offer Accepted
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Congratulations on your new Castle!
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But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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Quests
Other changes made
January 15 update ("v4_12_PromoQueenHelvetica")
- Quimborghini is now animated.
References
Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information
