America Rules
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America Rules is a song sung by the Simpsons in the episode Bart-Mangled Banner. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by John Frink. It is the twenty-fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Homer:
- Now people have been accusing this family of not loving our country. But you can't spell USA without "US," eh?
- The Simpsons:
- Oh beautiful for spacious skies
- For amber waves of grain.
- Homer:
- Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.
- Marge:
- Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
- Bart:
- Americans are brave and loyal.
- So come on, jerks, give us your oil.
- Lisa:
- My card here says "ACLU,"
- Now look what I'm going to do.
- Homer:
- To love our country is no chore.
- Marge:
- Wait right here for our encore!
- (inmates applaud)
- Homer:
- We mean it, don't move!
- (inmates laugh)
- Prisoner:
- They've escaped!
- Homer:
- Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
- Bart:
- Dad, why are you still singing that stupid song?
- Homer:
- Because, if they catch us, we might have to do it again! And next time, I want it tight!
