The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap

"The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap"

Song Information Singers: Harry Shearer Characters: Abraham Lincoln Length: 0:14 Appearance(s): "Selma's Choice"

The Beer Hall of Presidents Rap is a rap performed at Duff Gardens in the the Beer Hall of Presidents by a audio-animatronic Abraham Lincoln.

Lyrics

[Spoken word]

Four score and seven years ago

we took the finest hops and barley

to brew a refreshing, full-bodied lager.

[Rapping]

W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l!!

I'm Rappin' A. B. and I'm here to say,

If you want to drink beer,

Well, Duff's the only way!

I said the ooo-nly way!

Break down!

After the "Break down!" line, the audio-animatronic Lincoln crushed a Duff Beer can on into the side of its head.

Behind the Laughter

The opening spoken word part is a play on the opening lines from Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Appearances

• Episode – "Selma's Choice"