Lard of the Dance/Quotes

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	Season 10 Episode Quotes
← 203 "Natural Born Kissers"	204 "Lard of the Dance"	"The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace" →

(Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)

Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.

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:Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.

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:Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.

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:Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!

(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)

Ralph: Aaahh!

Nelson: Ha-ha!!

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:Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.

(Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)

Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.

(Bart looks at Homer)

Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.

Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!

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:(Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)

Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...

(looks at his fists)

...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!

(Willie starts to beat Homer)

Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!

Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!

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:Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.

Lisa: What's DMY?

Alex: Don't mess yourself.

Lisa: Eeew!

Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.

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:Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari)