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Lard of the Dance/Quotes

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(Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.

Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.

Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.

Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
(Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
(Bart looks at Homer)
Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!

(Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
(looks at his fists)
...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
(Willie starts to beat Homer)
Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!

Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
Lisa: What's DMY?
Alex: Don't mess yourself.
Lisa: Eeew!
Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.

Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?

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