Brother from Another Series/Quotes

Quotes

(The boy has invaded the clown's thief's date with the boy's teacher, causing her to leave)

Criminal: (remorseful) "That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."

:Clown:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!"

:Farmer: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..."

(cut to the dog encased in Concrete)

Farmer #2: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."

Criminal: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."

      Criminal's Brother: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew."

Criminal: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' "

: Criminal: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too."

Criminal: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"

Brother:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"

:(The brother is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly the boy jumps onto him from behind)

Boy: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?"

Brother: "Maris?"