Homer the Heretic/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"

Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."

Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine

Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"

Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."

:Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building

Homer: "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"

[sings] When the fire starts to burn,

There's a lesson you must learn.

Something something, then you'll see:

You'll avoid catastrophe!

[realizes] D'oh!

:Homer:" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"

Ned: "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."

Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing

Homer: "That's right, old friend."

:Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"

God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."

Homer: "I can't wait that long!"

God: "You can't wait six months?"