To Surveil with Love/Quotes

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	Season 21 Episode Quotes
← 460 "The Squirt and the Whale"	461 "To Surveil with Love"	"Moe Letter Blues" 462 →

Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!

Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?

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[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]

Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?

Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!

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[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]

Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.

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Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.

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Ned Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.

Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

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Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.

Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

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[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]

Lou: Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.

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