Super Bowl Promo/Quotes
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- Zooey Deschanel: Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
- Simpsons: [Singing to the tune of the NFL theme] We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
- Bart: We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
- Homer: A beer costs eighteen bucks!
- Terry Bradshaw: Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
- Howie Long: [As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears] We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
- Bart: [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. [He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid]
- Lisa: Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
- Marge: The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
- Curt Menefee: That didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
- Homer: [Whispering] Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
- Michael Strahan: Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
- Jimmy Johnson: We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
- [Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away]
- Homer: But I brought my own Cletus! [He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs]
- Cletus Spuckler: I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
- [The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance]
