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Picture Day/Quotes

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Jimbo Jones: Does this toothpick make me look tough?
Barney Gumble: Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough?
Jimbo: Nah. Try covering your other eye.
Bart: Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut.
Milhouse Van Houten: No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a sandwich in half.
Bart: What could I possible do that would make that worse?
Milhouse: Uhhh Bart, I don't...
Bart: Sit back and prepare to be dazzled.
Barney: Hey, mom! My school pictures are here.
Luann Van Houten: [Sigh] You'd better have a clean face this time!
Milhouse: I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure.
Luann: [GASP] Oh, Milhouse
Milhouse: We be jammin' mom.
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