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Curse of the Cat Lady/Quotes

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Comic Book Guy: Drat! My diet of Krustyburgers and deep-fried tacos is starting to take it's tool is my physique! Alas, I've become more Ballon boy than Batman. Perhaps some exercise will help me shed a few pounds. Looks like it's time to hit the pavement...

Agatha: <You... you ran over Mister Fluffy Pants!> <You will pay for this transgression against feline kind!> <You will learn what it's like to be a poor defenseless cat!>
Sound: Kracka-thoom!
Agatha: <...feline!>

Eleanor Abernathy: Cousin Agatha! What are you doing in town?
Agatha: Oh hello, Eleanor! I'm here for the evil gypsy convention! Need to stock up on some eye of newt and that sort of thing!

Waylon Smithers: Er... I have a question. Ah... never mind.

Gary: Did Comic Book Guy seem weird to you?
Doug: No really. He just seemed his usual surly self.
Comic Book Guy: Best. Curse. Ever.