Sound Thinking!/Quotes
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- Milhouse: Bart! You gonna enter that new Eeew-Tube "Make-Believe Mayhem" contest? Contestants create phony carnage using super-expensive computer programs. The loudest, grossest video wins! And the winner gets a cool X-Treme 5000 computer! It does everything!
- Bart: Eh! Who needs it? I've already got a cool computer!
- Jimbo: Whoever gets the most hits wins! Last year's champion went 85% deaf!
- Nelson: Lucky guy!
- Milhouse: My entry's right off the scream-meter, Bart! I swiped footage from my folks' divorce hearing! Classic carnage! Then I remixed their screaming with my crazy expensive new Garage Band app! It'll make anybody's ears bleed!
- Bart: Wow!
- Nelson: Psst! Sorry I had to do that, Bart. But they mighta suspected I don't have a computer!
- Bart: Nelson?
- Nelson: I've only got my mom's old video camera... in case I ever get the goods on Skinner!
- Bart: Geez! Who even knows what videotape is anymore? Hmmm! A videocamera, eh?
- Nelson: ?
- Bart: Nelson! Look at those trucks. Karl's Killer Bees! Gil's Glue! Butterfinger Bill's Cut-Rate Nitro! And the only things keeping them from rolling downhill are those tiny wooden blocks!
- Nelson: Do we dare?
- Bart: Do we ever! Get down there and get ready to tape some prize-winning mayhem!
- Nelson: I got so caught up in the beauty of the moment, I forgot to turn on the camera!
- Bart: D'oh! This is how you start it, stupid.
- Sound: CLICK!
- Bart: I don't believe it! And after all my work! Who made the trucks roll down the hill? Me! Who did all this? Me! And what do I get for it? Nothing'!
