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It's Snow Game!/Quotes

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[On a very snowy day, Lisa is walking outside and finds that Bart has made a group of snowmen.]
Lisa: These snowmen sure look a lot like Principal Skinner.
Bart: They sure do!
Lisa: [confused] Hmmm ... But aren't you still mad at him for giving you a month of detention after you started that food fight in the cafeteria yesterday?
Bart: [rolling a large snowball around on the ground] Yep.
Lisa: [still confused] So why make a bunch of snowmen that look just like him? I don't get it.
[The snowball grows as Bart rolls it around, and he starts pushing it up a hill.]
Bart: You will. Just follow me.

[Lisa follows Bart up the hill. When they get to the top, the snowball is nearly as big as Bart. The view from the top of the hill reveals that there are ten Skinner-snowmen, and they are arranged in a triangular formation like a set of bowling pins.]
Bart: You know what the best thing is about a heavy snowfall, Lisa?
Lisa: What's that, Bart?
Bart: Revenge.
[Bart gives the snowball a push, and it starts rolling down the hill. When it reaches the bottom, it hits the formation of Skinner-snowmen, demolishing them.]
Bart: I just happen to like mine served up cold.