Bart Carny/Quotes
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- (Marge is trying yo push Santa's Little Helper into the backyard)
- Marge: Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
- Homer: The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
- Marge: I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
- Homer: Pfft. Sor-ree, Your Majesty.
- (Bart and Lisa are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats)
- Bart: But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
- Marge: You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
- (Bart opens the door and looks out)
- Nelson: (off camera) Haw...
- (Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again)
- Nelson: (off camera) Haw!
- (Bart looks at the chores list)
- Bart: Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
- Lisa: No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
- Bart: All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
- Marge: Get to work!
- (Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores)
- Marge: What are you doing inside?
- Bart: Work was hard, so we quit.
- Marge: What?
- Lisa: (slowly) Hard work made us quit.
- Marge: I see! Well then, no chores, no allowance.
- Lisa: Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.
- Bart: And Santy Claus provides the rest.
- Cooder: Son, if you do not finish your caramel apple you will not get a snow cone.
- Homer and Bart appear
- Cooder{confrontational}: Get out of here! I didn't scam nobody.
- Homer: No, we are here to learn the business.
- Bart: Starting today we are carnies.
- Cooder{pleasant}: In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
