Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)

"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Jon Lovitz Harry Shearer Characters: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ned Flanders Marge Simpson Chief Wiggum Llewellyn Sinclair Otto Man Length: 4:03 Writer(s): Jeff Martin Alf Clausen Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield Appearance(s): "A Streetcar Named Marge"

"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" is a song sung by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ned Flanders, Marge Simpson, Chief Wiggum, Llewellyn Sinclair, and Otto Man. It's the sixth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield. The track is a medley of the song White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) (0:20), Long Before the Superdome (0:23), New Orleans (0:36), I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras (0:44), I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (0:41), Stella (0:17), She Flies (0:34), and The Kindness of Strangers (0:39).

Lyrics

White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)

Llewellyn Sinclair:

Perhaps we're all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.

Otto Man:

Drag.

Long Before the Superdome

Chief Wiggum:

Long before the Superdome,

Where the Saints of football play,

Lived a city that the damned call home.

Hear their hellish roundelay...

New Orleans

Ensemble:

New Or-le-ans,

Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,

New Or-le-ans,

Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.

If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip

To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.

New Or-le-ans,

Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,

New Or-le-ans,

Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.

New Or-le-ans,

Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,

New Or-le-ans.

I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras

Woman:

What's the matter, honey, are you lost?

Marge:

I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.

Lisa:

It's mom!

Homer:

Huh?

Marge:

Ma name is Blanche DuBois.

I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,

A neverending party...

Ha!

I'm a faded southern dame

Without a dime.

I am Just a Simple Paper Boy

Apu:

I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Marge:

Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

Apu:

I am just a simple paper boy,

No romance do I seek.

I just wanted forty cents

For my deliveries last week.

Will this bewitching floozy

Seduce this humble newsie?

Oh, what's a a paper boy to...do?

Woo-hoo!

Stella

Ned Flanders:

STELLA!!!

STELLA!!!

Can't you hear me yell-a?

You're puttin' me through Hell-a?

Stella, STELLA!!!!

She Flies

(instrumental)

The Kindness of Strangers

Marge:

Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Ensemble:

You can always depend on the kindness of strangers

To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.

Marge:

Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.

Cast:

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!

You haven't met!

STREETCAR!

Appearances

• Episode – "A Streetcar Named Marge"