Future-Drama/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: "You're gay for Moleman!"

Bart: "No, YOU'RE gay for Moleman!"

Moleman: (sadly) "Nobody's gay for Moleman."

Kearney: "Okay, I want a nice clean prom. That means no booze, kick, puff, doze, max, stim, or turb. Remember, stim kills!"

Skinner: "It's what turned Superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable."

Chalmers: "(going around in a circle in an electronic wheelchair) Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!"

Moe: (MoeClone drops a beer mug) "You moron! Oh, why did I think I ever needed a clone?"

MoeClone: "Hey, I'm not the clone! You're the clone!"

Moe: "Oh, please, not this again." audio clip

(Moe and MoeClone are watching Homer and Krusty strangle each other)

Moe(?): "Once they destroy each other..."

MoeClone(?): "...then we make our move."(a spider with Moe's head lowers himself down)

MoeSpiderClone: "Yes, we make our move."
(camera zooms in on SpiderClone and both Moes look at him)

MoeSpiderClone: "What? A spider got into the cloning machine."

(In the future, Teenage Lisa strangling Teenage Bart after finding out he took the Yale scholarship)

Teenage Lisa: "You've wrecked my life!"

(In the present, Lisa is also strangling Bart)

Lisa: "You're gonna wreck my life!"

(Homer puts on a wig and leads Bart to the airlock in his underwater home)

Homer: "Come on, boy! We're hitting the town!"

(They sit in the decompression chamber. Homer reaches for a knob)

Homer: "After decompressing, of course."

(Homer turns the knob which begins a countdown of three hours as well as the hissing noise of decompression. By the end of this dialogue, only eleven seconds tick by)

Bart: (beat) "So...what do ya do to kill time in here?"

Homer: "There's a DVD player, but it doesn't work."

(Milhouse gets stuck between two trees)

Milhouse: "Lenny, Carl, can you pull me out?"

Lenny: "Sorry, we're ghosts now."

Carl: "Our spirits live in those two trees."

Lenny: "Or maybe we're alive and feel like jerking you around!"
Carl: "Or maybe we're one of each!"

(Lenny and Carl chuckle as they leave, complete with eerie alien-style music)audio clip

Bart: "This blows! I wanna see Vice President Cletus!"

(changes machine screen to VP Cletus)

Vice President Cletus: (on phone) "You want me to attend the funeral of the Sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honor. (yelling) Hey, Brandine! Pack my evenin' britches! We goin' to Brunei!" audio clip

Lisa: "How did you know we were coming?"

Prof. Frink: "Because I have mastered the one true science...(dramatic pose) astrology!"

Lisa: "Don't you mean 'astronomy'?"

Prof. Frink: "No, my dear, I said (goes back to dramatic pose) astrology!"

(Homer and Bart pass through a mountain using a portal/tunnel, coming out of the other side with Bender in the car)

Bender: "Alright! You guys are my new best friends!"

Homer: "You wish, loser! "audio clip

Snake: "Don't move, Teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my phaser-slash-cell phone."

(the phone begins playing The Entertainer) (talking into phone)

Snake:"Dude, this is totally not the time to call me...I don't know, some kind of pasta...look, just get me what you're having...ew, not that!"

(Bart knocks Snake out)

Snake:(semi-delirious) "What soups do they have?" (passes out) audio clip

(at the high school prom, it's time for slow dance. Martin and his date, "Childlike-Humanoid-Urban-Muchacho" {or C.H.U.M., which he invented in "Fat Man and Little Boy} are dancing)

Martin: "So, any plans after graduation?"

C.H.U.M.: "Travel."

Martin: "Do you need a traveling companion per chance?"

C.H.U.M.: "Travel cancelled!"

Ralph: (to a girl at prom)"I can use the potty now." audio clip

Lisa: (Bart is watching a hologram of the prom, Martin is dancing with his robot "date") "Is that robot break dancing?"

Bart: "No, he just activated his self-destruct mechanism."

(the robot explodes)

Homer: "Hey Moe. Hey MoeClone."

Moe: "Hey ya, Homer."

MoeClone: "Hey, Homer."

Moe: "Hey hey hey hey. I don't pay you to socialize."

MoeClone: "Oh right. You're the 'people person'!"

Moe: "Watch with the attitude, mister! You came from my back fat."

Otto: (runs nude from the limo he was driving) "I can fly! I can fly!" :(runs toward a cliff while flapping his arms, but stops before he reaches the edge)

Otto Man|Otto]]:"Just kidding. I know I can't fly. I can glide though!" (runs off the edge and falls to his death)

(Bart is cleaning the Kwik-E-Mart floor.)

Anoop: (Spits on floor.) "You missed a spot! Do it again!"

Bart: "Yes, Mr Gheet."

Anoop: "I'm Anoop, you racist cracker! "(Kicks Bart.)

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