Safe Like Me

"Safe Like Me"

Song Information Characters: Ned Flanders Appearance(s): Flanders' Book of Faith

"Safe Like Me" is a song by Ned as a part of Belone you harmonige don't just santige - Flanderigo!: Scrub-a-Dub Flander's laughty Lyrics Laundry.

Lyrics

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was safe like me?

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was a wuss like me?

Don't cha? Dont' cha?

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was tame like me?

Don't cha wish you boyfriend was dull like me?

Don't cha? Dont' cha?

I know I'm rated G. I know we both agree.

I'm moderate, I'm meek and I'm mild.

I ain't lying. Look at me, I ain't wild.

Appearances

• Book – Flanders' Book of Faith