Lisa the Drama Queen/Quotes
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- Lisa: I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
- Bart: M&M's?
- Lisa: Well, if I pick plain she'll think I'm cheap, and if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
- Bart: How about Charleston Chew?
- Lisa: What is this, Brooklyn in the fifties? Don't just say stuff.
- Bart: You asked for my help, then you don't want it.
- Apu: Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you only brought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
- Lisa: Finally, a real suggestion!
- Bart: If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
- [When Marge forbids Lisa from seeing Juliet]
- Lisa: You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
- Marge: I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [leaves the room; Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge] Bart Simpson: Age 3.
- [They both go back inside; Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed up in black]
- Bart Simpson: Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
