How the Vest Was Won!/Quotes
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- [After Bart's video camera work spoils the bullies' shoplifting attempt, Bart appears on the TV show Kids Commit the Darndest Crimes!, hosted by Kent Brockman.]
- Kent: "Now, Bart, how exactly did you put those vicious punks behind bars?"
- Bart: "With my dad's trusty video camera, Kent! See, I was 'borrowing' the camera for a 'school assignment' ... Well, maybe we should just roll the tape!"
- Kent: [indignant] "I'm supposed to say that!"
- [Eager to show off his new bulletproof vest, Bart wears it to school, deliberately arriving late.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: [calling the roll] "Prince, Martin ..."
- Martin: "Here!"
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Simpson, Bart ... Bart? No! [gleeful] Ha! It's my lucky day!"
- [A sunglasses-wearing Bart makes his entrance, kicking the classroom door open.]
- Bart: "Not so fast, Mrs. Krabappel! Me and my vest are present and accounted for, Ma'am!"
- [Bart's entrance draws awed reactions from the other kids: "He looks like a movie star!" "Wow!" "Behold the power that is Bart!"]
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Actually, it should be 'My vest and I', but since I can see no actual learning will take place today, who cares? Take your seat, Bart."
- Bart: "You got it, babe!"
