Flaming Moe/Quotes
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- Homer: "Oh, no! I left a candy bar in my desk!"
- Late shift worker: "That's funny, 'cause I found this candy bar in my desk!" [eats the candy bar]
- Homer: [angry, balling his fists] "Time to punch in!"
- [Homer hits his late-shift counterpart, and a brawl quickly ensues.]
- Smithers: "Sir, the shifts are fighting like Iran and Iraq!"
- Mr. Burns: "Who?"
- Smithers: "Persia and Mesopotamia."
- Smithers: Sir, is that your will?
- Mr. Burns: It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink..
- Mr. Burns sneezes, and the top of his skull flips open to reveal his brain. He quickly flips it back, closing his head
- Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. Homer walks into the room...
- Homer: Ah! A dinosaur!
- Homer runs out of the room screaming
- Smithers is secretly reading Mr. Burns will
- Mr. Burns will: I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion...
- Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns
- Smithers: Your tortoise?
- Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's unattractive homosexuals to visit Moe's Tarvern
- Grady: Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?
- Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like thinking it is him
- Homer: Hey, I didn't know you were...urgh...you know...one of those...
- Comic Book Gay: I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay.
- Homer: But you do like comic books?
- Comic Book Gay: A certain kind.
- Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
- Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.
- Moe: Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
- Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.
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