Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
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Nominations
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Support (2)
- One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! Effluvium talk contributions email 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I call the big one Bitey"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
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- Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — TheHomer (Talk • Contributions) 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished"
- ―Seymour Skinner
- "I finished before we came in"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
Support (3)
- One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010
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- "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
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- Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I like men now"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
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- >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (3)
- I think this is great! Got my support! Effluvium talk contributions email 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010
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- Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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- "The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
Support (1)
- Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! Effluvium talk contributions email 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
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- A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."
- ―Homer Simpson singing[src]
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- Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- "But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"
- ―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson[src]
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- "Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"
- ―Moe Szyslak[src]
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- Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- "English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (2)
- A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
- Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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- "Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush[src]
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- "Hello, Bart."
- ―Sideshow Bob