Bart Gets Hit by a Car/Quotes

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(Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar)

Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, one-third off on every pitcher! (Crowd cheers) Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!

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Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.

Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?

Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.

Homer: No, thank you.

Marge: Some string beans?

Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.

Homer: No, thank you.

Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?

Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.

Homer: No, thank you.

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(Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.)

Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.

Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel and let's get going.