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Marge Gets a Job/Quotes

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Smithers: "This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say 'abibu gazini.'"

Marge: "What?"

Smithers:" 'Welcome aboard.' I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours."


Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."

Homer: "What'd they do?"

Lisa: "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."


Mr. Burns: "I want you to show this woman the time of her life."

Homer: "Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!"


Marge: "What do I do?"

Smithers: "Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!"


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