Any Minute Now

Any Minute Now is a song performed by the Vamp (played by Marge), Shady (played by Homer) and other charactersfrom Love, Springfieldian Style. The music was written by Don Payne and Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Payne.

Lyrics

The Vamp:

I haven't seen Shady in weeks.

Any minute now,

He'll scamper through that doggie door.

Shady:

Any minute now,

I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.

Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl:

Any minute now,

You'll be stuck with her brood.

Patty and Selma:

Any minute now,

This pooch will know she's screwed.

The Vamp:

My hearts tells me to trust him.

Patty and Selma:

But your head knows he's a hound.

Shady:

I want to do the right thing.

Moe:

Come on! With all this high class tail around?

(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)

Fleas':

Any minute now,

Our girl will make a brand new start.

Patty and Selma:

Yes!

The Vamp:

Any minute now,

I won't care that broke my heart.

Shady and the Vamp:

Any minute now.