Lisa the Greek/Quotes

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Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver."

(Homer phones Moe)

Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"

'Moe': (slyly) "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"

Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."

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Homer has just lost his bet

Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."

Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"

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Lisa: "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?"

Homer: "You like ice cream, don't you."

Lisa: "Yes."

Homer: "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things."

Lisa: "So gambling makes a good thing even better."

Homer: "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us."

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