Krusty Gets Busted/Quotes

Krusty's trail. Judge Snider is not yet a judge, instead is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart

Prosecutor Snider: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?

Krusty: Huh?

Prosecutor Snider: What is the matter, can't you read?

Krusty{distraught}: NO! OK, I am illiterate!

Courtroom audience and jury are surprised by Krusty's admission given his past history of encouraging literacy in children

Prosecutor Snider: I do not believe it, the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!

Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?

Prosecutor Snider: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. BETTING SLIPS! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!

Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?

Prosecutor Snider: Yes it is.

Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a huge quanitity of ice cream!

Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cos tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" (chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot)

Krusty: "Oww my foot you stupid lousy clumsy!!!"

Homer: Sorry pal! (gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display)

Krusty: (pointing gun a Apu) "Hand over all your money in a paper bag!"

Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! (hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees)

Apu: (to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.

(Homer gasps with relief)