Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
- Homer: I got it from the stand...over..there.
- Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around
- Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
- Merchant: You will be sorry.
- Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."
- Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.
- Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die.
- Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
- Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.
- Homer: WAUGH!
- Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.
- Homer: AUGH!
- Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted.
- Homer: It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up!
- Mr. Burns: Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that.
- Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.
- Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
- Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.
- Lisa: Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Mr. Burns: But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
- Homer: D'oh! I hate having two heads.
