The War of the Simpsons/Quotes

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Barney (to Patty) "Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau[burp]tiful!"

(She sprays him in the eyes with Mace)

Barney: "Oh, ow, hey, [burp] [cough] Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!"

Bait Shop Clerk: Yep, 'General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.

Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?

Bait Shop Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...