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Fort Knocks/Quotes

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Bart: Check, this out, Milhouse. Ta-da! A cool fort. IT's like we're inside a reinforced bunker.

Bart: Man, that was such a cool fort. Hey, look!
Milhouse Van Houten: Wow! Some lucky housewife just got a new 48" stainless steel, sub zero, side-by-side refrigerator with 28 cubic feet of storage!
Bart: Hey, you know what? This'll make a cool fort!

Dolph Starbeam: Get lost little geeks. We're making this our new clubhouse.
Bart: Hey! We were the first ones here.
Dolph: Yeah? And you'r the first ones to leave.

Milhouse: Who cares? The treehouse is a way better fort anyhow.
Bart: That's not the point. This is about turf.
Milhouse: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.
Bart: Oh, yeah?

Bart: Hey, Milhouse, you know what? This makes a cool fort!