The Land of Chocolate/Quotes

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Quotes

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The Land of Chocolate

Bartman Begins →

Homer: Wow! Chocolate! That's bright.

White chocolate rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!

Homer: Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!

White chocolate rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.

Homer: Hey, White chocolate is not even chocolate. It doesn't even to think cocoa salad.

White chocolate rabbit: Well... If I'm not real chocolate then you probably wouldn't be interested in eating me. [laughs]

Homer: Mmm... White Chocolate.

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[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]

Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!

The Simpsons Game
Levels
Springfield • The Land of Chocolate • Bartman Begins • Around the World in 80 Bites • Lisa the Tree Hugger • Mob Rules • Enter the Cheatrix • The Day of the Dolphin • Shadow of the Colossal Donut • Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers • Bargain Bin • The Game Engine • NeverQuest • Grand Theft Scratchy • Medal of Homer • Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game • Five Characters in Search of an Author • Game Over
Characters
Homer • Bart • Lisa • Marge • Maggie • White Chocolate Rabbit • Jimbo • Dolph • Kearney • Principal Skinner • Duffman • Akira • Mr. Burns • Smithers • Mayor Quimby • Larry Probst • Kang • Kodos • Lard Lad • King Snorky • Professor Frink • Koopa Troopa • Mario • Sonic • Donkey Kong • Captain McCallister • EA Mini Krusty • Cletus • Sideshow Bob • Will Wright • 8-Bit Homer • 8-Bit Bart • 8-Bit Lisa • 8-Bit Marge • Selmatty • Rod • Todd • Ralph • Poochie • Itchy • Scratchy • Mr. Dirt • Mr. Sparkle • Abraham Simpson • Matt Groening • William Shakespeare • Benjamin Franklin • God
Locations
Land of Chocolate • SequelStop • Museum of Natural History • Duff Brewery • Auntie Nature Eco-Friendly Clearcutting • Paradise Pier • Industrial Zone • Springfield Mall • Pierule • Caninewood • St. De Capitulons • Kasserine Pass • U.S.S Reel Crazy • Mr. Dirt's Realm • The Creator's Mansion • Heaven
Other
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