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Little Shop of Homers/Quotes

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Homer: Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has hundreds of 'em!
Lisa: Don't bother, Dad. I'm doomed to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins.
Homer: That's the spirit!
Lou: Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this plant?
Apu: Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers?
Chief Wiggum: Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now?
Apu: Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again?
Mr. Burns: I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap.
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