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The Radioactive Man of 1995!/Quotes

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Bobby Bonds: Here's your lunch Miss Grand, just the way you ordered it. No mistakes this time.
Gloria Grand: Mmm... I'm so hungry, I could eat a bug... what the...?! Sesame seeds?! Bobby, you know I can't stand sesame seeds! That's right, Bobby, just keep picking until every seed is removed.
Robert Bonds: I've been waiting decades to meet up with you again! I suppose you don't remember me! I'm Bobby Bonds, your seed-picking production assistant! I really should thank you. It was your tyranny which caused me to vow that I would one day become a media big-shot and have you thrown out of WZEN on your ear! Well, that day has finally come! Security, please remove Miss Grand from the premises at once!
Gloria Grand: [GASP] I don't believe it! Radioactive Man's secret identity is... Rod Runtledge!!
Future Claude Kane III: Rod, wake up! It's me, Claude! Claude Kane!
Future Rod Runtledge: Okaym okay, I'm up! But do I have to go to school today?
Future Claude Kane: No, Rod, you're a 52-year old superhero!
Future Claude Kane: Be careful, Rod... I mean, Fallout Boy... I mean, Radioactive Man!
Claude Kane: What happened?
Gloria Grand: I time-traveled to 1995 in an alien spaceship. Then I unmasked Radioactive Man! He was your ward, Rod Runtledge!
Claude Kane: [thinking] Yikes!
Gloria Grand: What am I saying? That's silly! It must have been a very strange dream!
Claude Kane: [thinking] Whew!
Gloria Grand: But come to think of it, Rod does look an awful lot like Fallout Boy. And a grown-up Fallout Boy would naturally take over for an elderly Radioactive Man. But as Rod's legal guardian, that would make you the most likely alter-ego for Radioactive Man, and that' just ridiculous!
Claude Kane: [thinking] [sigh]!
Gloria Grand: But on the other hand...
Claude Kane: [thinking] Oh, here we go again!


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