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Milhouse Goes to Heck/Quotes

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Rev. Lovejoy: And the lord sateyh, "if thouse does stealeth, thou shalt be thrown into the pits of eternal dammation, where thoust bodies shalt be toasted like over done sausages."
Milhouse: [GULP] Gosh! I took those cookies at grandma's house without asking. Which technically is tealing. Which means...
Devil: That's right Milhouse. Welcome to... hell!
Milhouse: Uh-oh!
Devil:That's right, hell! Where the only thing on T.V. is "Wheel of Fortune" reurns. Where you eat brussels sprouts for every meal... and boy band are the only thing on the radio! Now, guess what we do with cookie stealing boys here in hades?
Milhouse: Do you boil their bones in acid?
Devil: Worse! We make them do math homework for all etenity!
Milhouse: [Gulp!] Aaarrrrrr!
Rev. Lovejoy: Looks live I've still got it.