Cthulhu? Gesundheit!/Quotes
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- Seymour Skinner: This is it, Simpson! I've got you exactly whre I want you. It took me a while, but I finally figured out the perfect punishment for you setting the cafeteria ablaze with those flaming tater tots.
- Bart: Hey, that was the first hot meal served in there all school year!
- Milhouse: Bart, where does A Tale of Two Cities go?
- Bart: How about in the trash? Any book that can't make up its mind where it wants to be set cant't possibly be any good!
- Bart: Whoa! This is the legendary book of the dead!
- Milhouse: The dead what?
- Bart: It tells the history of these horrific monster gods called the great old ones that used to rule the earth.-.. and how the summon them to do you bidding cool!
- Milhouse: B-but why would you want to do that?
- Bart: Sounds to me like the perfect way to get a little revenge on Principal Skinner! All i have to sayw is "You-Sothoth Demonicus Cthulu" and... ...nothing! Well, it was worth a shot.
- Milhouse: I'm glad it don't work. Life is scary enough already.
- Bart: Of coruse the dog ate the only pages that can tell us how to send the monster back.
- Milhouse: Like I said... this isn't gonna end well, is it?
- Bart: I don't thin so, pal! It looks like this is the end of the world! Wow! When i crew up, I screw up big!
