Chances Are

"Chances Are"

Song Information Singers: Johnny Mathis Characters: Johnny Mathis Length: 0:10 Appearance(s): "Bull-E"

"Chances Are" is a song sung by Johnny Mathis.

History

When Groundskeeper Willie wanted to leave the school and return to Scotland, he reported to Skinner and told him he found a replacement. Johnny Mathis was then seen trimming the hedges while singing this song and later he used a flamethrower to kill gophers that dug holes in the ground.

Lyrics

Chances are,

I will give this hedge a trim

And I will kill the gophers, too.

Behind the Laughter

The real song "Chances Are" has music by Robert Allen and lyrics by Al Stillman and was later popularized by Mathis.

Appearances

• Episode – "Bull-E"