Judge Marge/Quotes

Quotes

Judge Julie: To the gallows, Kirk van Houten! From there you will be drawn and quartered... ...any body parts still alive will then face three consceutive life sentences. That's whte sentence I wish I could give you deadbeat dads! But since this is a small claims TV court, I fine you $400.

Bart: Heh, heh! I love how Judge Julie goes after lousy fathers who don't give their kids what they need.

Kirk Van Houten: I still get the $500 fee for appearing on the show, right?

Judge Julie: Ix-nay on the ee-fay!

Seymour Skinner: So a man can't even get justice in this town anymore?

Clancy Wiggum: Guess not.

Seymour Skinner: Well, this wil no stand! I want you to take this chalk and write "I will be a better Drive" one hundred times on the road.

Ned Flanders: Okilly dokilly!

Carl Carlson: Did you see that?

Lenny Leonard: What deciseive action!

Barney Gumble: Hey, hey not let him be the new judge!

Skinner: Me,? Well, I..

Wiggum: Will ya, Mister? We really need to start prosecuting again.

Marge: Bart!

Bart: [GULP!]

Marge: You stop bothering Judge Skinner, right now!

Bart: Or, what?

Marge: Or, I'll show your baby pictures to the TV cameras until you stop!

Bart: Noooooo! It's over! I'm done! I apoligoize for this horrible misunderstanding just put the pictures away!

Lindsay Naegle: Well done, well done. Humiliation, justice, plus a touch of nudity; I love it! I want to offer you your own show as a TV judge.

Bart: Hey, Homer. You ever notice when mom gets a job things fall apart here at home?

Homer: Yes, yes I have I mean, normally Lisa helps out as the voice of reason, but lately...

Lisa: I'm taking your piggy bank and going shopping. Any objections?

Bart: No, Lisa.

Lisa: Good. Carry on.

Bart: Anyway, I felt we could use and authority figure, so the hourse doesn't get acondemend again.

Homer: But who, Bart? Who?

Bart: Judge Snyder! he's healthy again, and now that mom's taken over. He's out of work.

Homer: How did I miss him standing right there?

Judge Snyder: I've been a family court judge for twenty years. I'll work for food.

Homer: You're hired. Now quit blocking the TV, your honor!

Marge: You know, I really would like to get out of here early and get my grocery shopping done. Whould you mind confessing? It'd really help me out.

Jimmy the Scumbag: I don't wanna.

Marge: Can you really look Bailiff Maggie in the eye and say you didn't rob that bank?

Jimmy the Scumbag: I id it! I did it!

Clancy Wiggum: Using babies for confessions. When I think of all the time I wasted with phonebooks, rubber hses, and pillow casses full of sopad bars.