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It's Snow Game!/Quotes

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Lisa: These snowmen sure look a lot like Principal Skinner.
Bart: They sure do!
Lisa: [confused] Hmmm ... But aren't you still mad at him for giving you a month of detention after you started that food fight in the cafeteria yesterday?
Bart: [rolling a large snowball around on the ground] Yep.
Lisa: [still confused] So why make a bunch of snowmen that look just like him? I don't get it.
[The snowball grows as Bart rolls it around, and he starts pushing it up a hill.]
Bart: You will. Just follow me.

Bart: You know what the best thing is about a heavy snowfall, Lisa?
Lisa: What's that, Bart?
Bart: Revenge.
[Bart gives the snowball a push, and it starts rolling down the hill. When it reaches the bottom, it hits the formation of Skinner-snowmen, demolishing them.]
Bart: I just happen to like mine served up cold.