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Bart the Rake/Quotes

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Bart: We'll rake your lawn, Mr. Flanders.
Ned: That's might Christian of you, Bart.
Bart: For one low-low price!
Ned: Oh. well, it's nice anyway. You boys starting a business?
Milhouse: Uh... yeah! We're partners!

Professor Frink: You boys did an excellent job with the raking and the piling and the storting of nature's bounty!
Milhouse: Thanks.
Bart: I'm kinda surprised you didn't build a robot to do this.
Professor Frink: I did, but it malfunctioned.

Bart: Hey! What the heck are you doing?!
Kearney: Hey, Simpson! Check out or sweet leaf blowers!!
Jimbo: Haw! This is like vandalism without the property damage!
Dolph: I'm just in it for the irony.

Luigi Risotto: Hey, thank-a you so much, my brother.
Mario Risotto: Yeah-yeah. Whatever.
Bart: Hey, you don't have accent.
Mario Risotto: Get with the times, kid. I ain't no stereotype. Adios! I'm off to the dump.

Bart: What th---?! That's it. Time to refund everyone's money.
Milhouse: Why, Bart? Why?! Why did you think hard work would pay off?!