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Rock 'N' Roll/Quotes

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Nelson: You're going to let me win 1st prize or else...
Bart: [GULP!]
Kent Brockman: ...It's now up to Bart Simpson to beat Nelson Muntz in this final run for the Springfield Skateboard Tournament's 1st Prize Cup!
Nelson: Got me?!
Bart: G-got you...

Ned: Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to?
Homer: Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing first first... ...donut!

Marge: Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff?
Bart: [GUMBLE, GRIPE...] Man, it sucks being a caveman... I'm not dragging this all the why there. I'll just dump it behind this log...

Lisa: Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the cretaceous period, 65 million years before homo sapiens appeared. IT's a common misconception that humans and dinosaurs co-existed...
Bart: Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me!
Homer: Wheels?!
Bart: The donuts!!

Marge: Bart... are you ok?
Bart: Oooohh... what happened?
Marge: You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament...
Lisa: But you're safe at home now!
Bart: I just had the strangest dream,a nd you were there and you, and you and... Toto?!
Toto: Woof! Woof!
Lisa: That's just the neighbor's dog.
Bart: I dreamed that we were all caveman, and we were about to be eaten by a dinosaur... ...but were saved by donuts!
Homer: That fits my theory perfectly!